Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson, Claude, we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday.

It is hump day.

Don't forget to humm someone you love and speaking of swirlies that I particularly adore.

And would love just the opportunity to hump, but I know I'm asking for too much it's jackie oh

hey jacks how you done hey durn good happy to be here frog in my throat i'm like cracking up even though

it's not funny we haven't podcaster for two months and of course the week that we come back frog in my

throat i have like so much going on mucus

mucus cough sore throat like when i cough it hurts my throat i pee my pants it's just a lot

a podcaster's nightmare i know i left you guys on a cliffhanger yesterday about what we were

going to do with redheads and we did record last night and it requires so much editing

from my coughing.

I can't breathe because also like my lungs are compressed.

So it's just my body was not like listening to my body.

My body is saying we're not fit to podcast.

And I'm saying I don't care.

I'm not listening to you.

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