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Welcome to the Rogue Recap, Hot takes, cold facts, and zero respect for the official narrative.

Sit back, roll your eyes, how are you today?

I'm well, but it occurs to me that something's changed in this episode. We talk about some potentially troubling aspects of what's happening in American society and some things to be worried about. And you and I have never appeared

to be more in tactical gear than we are in this episode. Like I think we both look like we might

be ready for something. That's an accident. I just want everybody to know that. We don't know

anything you don't know as far as that goes. My son the other day, we were coming in from somewhere

running errands, you know, yada, yada. And I always carry, always. So I was looking for something in my purse and he goes, mom, is that a gun in your bag? And I'm like, yeah. He goes, man, you're just ready, right, mama? I'm like, yeah, baby. Mama's always ready. I was like, it's never going to be a moment where I'm going to say, damn, I wish I have my gun. It's going to be like, damn, so glad I have my gun. So he started laughing, but it made me think I was like, God, the world we live in. Right. I always, I also am always ready. And by that, I mean, I am always ready to call Linda to take care of whatever the problem is. I am wearing running While. While I'm curled up in the fetal position. I'm telling you, man, every time I go to the range, I just think to myself, everybody, this is such a pivot, but it's like, you got to practice. You got to go to the range. You got to practice. You know, and I have a non-lethal weapon, and'm going to shoot you first and just try to knock you down so that you, you know, knock it off. And then if you don't knock it off, I'll just shoot you in the kneecap so you can't come after me. You know, I'm not going to, sometimes it's center mask because I want to end it because you're, you know, rapist or a murderer. Maybe you should go, you know. But if you're just like stupid and you're like screaming and maybe you're jumping on my car,

I'll just shoot you in the kneecap. Knock you out. You know, you're going to need some surgery. It's going to be a pain in your ass and you're not going to bother anybody for a while. You know, you're not pushing anybody down subway steps. You know, honestly, I should get an award for that. I'm helping the public. I'm just glad that we could, it took seven episodes

for us to use the phrase center mass in the first two minutes of an episode. But we did it. We, you know,

and it worked naturally, organically. And this is a new show, but here we are. Well, welcome to episode

seven of our new show. Last night, so we're recording this on Wednesday, May 27th, and last night,

John Cornyn got the shit kicked out of them.

For those of you who don't know, I hate John Cornyn, I hate John Thune, I hate every

Rhino establishment piece of shit in our Congress.

And it was so nice to see a victory.

And super stoked about Ken Paxton winning.

People are like, oh no, he's going to go up against Tala Rico.

I'm like, Tala Rico is talking about vegan meat and trans kids.

Like, this is not something that Texans give a rip about.

I'm sorry.

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