Sound Off 501 - RUSSO AND CORNETTE STORY TAKES A BIZARRE TURN (BRO)

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🗓️ 25 June 2017

⏱️ 123 minutes

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SOUND OFF 501 opens with a parody of the real life parody between Vince Russo and Jim Cornette, details on Russo serving Cornette with an order of protection, Mauro Ranallo named the new voice of NXT, Cody Rhodes wins the Ring of Honor title and the message it sends to those in WWE, what the future holds for Enzo and Big Cass after their breakup, why Kurt Angle would be a terrible detective, the return of Braun Strowman, Naomi's terrible FEEL THE GLOW catchphrase, Bray Wyatt now the eater of pins and PLANCHAS, Daniel Bryan threatens an in-ring comeback and becomes the latest WWE star to criticize the product, a former WWE writer reveals why Vince McMahon doesn't like Dolph Ziggler and how his MITB cash-in came about, Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal headed for the PUNJABI PRISON, a former ROH star debuts for NXT and Hideo Itami suffers ANOTHER injury, Impact releases several agents and Reby Hardy releases details of Jeff Jarrett's DUI arrest last year, a former NXT star suggests WWE stop recruiting new wrestlers until they fix their writing, Corey Graves as the modern Jesse Ventura, revealing the most listened-to SOUND OFF of all time and some candid thoughts on the 10 year anniversary of the Chris Benoit double murder/suicide.

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0:00.0	Warning, the following parody is for mature audiences only and contains adult language.
0:04.4	You're out of bro, I'm out of bro.
0:10.4	You're fucking piece of shit. Oh my God, bro, how did he find out where I live? I bet it was Bruce Pritchard bro. First he gives out my phone number, now he's giving away my address.
0:24.5	I got a bat, I don't give a fuck.
0:27.0	You fucking fraud.
0:33.4	fraud. 9-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 what's your emergency?
0:38.0	Yes, hello, this is Vince Russo.
0:40.7	Oh God, not you again. There's a deranged man trying to break into my house bro. Okay, he's got a baseball bat
0:49.8	He's threatening to kill me and my family bro. I fear for my life
0:55.8	You never been in a fight gutless pussy. Sir, do you know who this person is?
0:59.8	Yes, I do. His name is Jim Cornette, and he's been stalking me, bro, since 1999.
1:08.4	This man has been stalking you for almost 20 years.
1:11.6	That's right, ever since I helped take
1:13.9	W. W. E. to new heights right on through my time in TNA. Jim Cornette
1:21.2	has wanted me dead bro. He's wanted me dead.
1:25.0	You gutless coward. Do I have to call your wife a crack whore?
1:29.0	I have witnesses. Terry Taylor, who used to be the Red Rooster working for Vince McMahon.
1:36.4	He was no disco inferno, bro, but he was pretty good.
1:40.4	Terry Taylor can tell you all about it, bro.
1:44.0	Jim Cornette has threatened me, he's threatened my wife, he's threatened my kids, he's threatened
1:52.2	my dogs, he's threatened my sponsorship with true car sir I have no idea what you're talking about
1:59.1	your father gave government secrets to the Nazis?
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