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🗓️ 23 January 2016
⏱️ 146 minutes
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0:00.0 | 30 WEE superstars compete in the Royal Rumble for the WEE World Heavyweight Championship. |
0:06.8 | And here are the 30 ways I plan to fuck up the Royal Rumble for the third consecutive year. |
0:13.0 | Number 30, start the match with a 20 minute authority |
0:16.6 | promo. |
0:17.3 | Number 29, bring back good old JR for Spanish commentary. |
0:22.3 | Number 28, make. for Spanish commentary. |
0:27.6 | Number 28 make the match three hours long with commercials. Number 27 |
0:30.0 | Turn the big show baby face. |
0:32.0 | Number 26 in the middle of the rumble the most must see |
0:36.1 | W. W. W. Talk show in history miss t. B. Number 25 |
0:42.1 | Turn the big show, heel. |
0:44.0 | Number 24. |
0:46.0 | Medically cleared Daniel Bryan and put him in the Royal Rumble. |
0:55.0 | Number 23, immediately eliminate Daniel Bryan from the Royal Rumble. |
1:02.0 | Ha ha hah ha hab-plus player. |
1:06.0 | Number 22, just get it over with |
1:09.0 | and give the title to my son-in-law. |
1:11.0 | Triple H. |
1:12.0 | Number 21, Turned Kane, Heel. |
1:16.2 | Number 20, hire Vince Russo to book this year's Royal Rumble. |
1:20.2 | While the match is going on, you've got Kevin Owens on a pole bro. The catch though is that you need two poles bro because he's fat. |
1:29.7 | Number 19 eliminate Daniel Bryan again. |
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