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🗓️ 31 January 2015
⏱️ 125 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to McMahon's Pastry Palace. |
| 0:09.0 | I've heard good things about your bake shop, so I thought I would... |
| 0:12.0 | It's called Pastry yes I I know that I was just you |
| 0:16.4 | know this is a bake shop no no a bake shop is what my dad used to run this is a pastry palace okay right well I just this is pure |
| 0:28.1 | pastry entertainment right um hey what's that? |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, well that's our special feast incarnate. |
| 0:36.0 | Double chocolate F5 layer cake. |
| 0:39.0 | But I'm sorry, we only serve that four times a year. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, all right then. |
| 0:43.1 | Well, I'll have a piece of the Brian Fudge Cake, please. |
| 0:46.2 | The Brian Fudge Cake, huh? |
| 0:48.8 | A decent, if not unspectacular choice. |
| 0:51.7 | I've got something even better. How would you like to try the Samoan |
| 0:55.1 | caramel twist? No thanks. I think I'm going to stick with the Brian Fudge Cake. |
| 0:59.7 | Come on, pal. No one really likes the Brian Fudge Cake, and the portion is way too small. |
| 1:05.0 | Ha ha ha! |
| 1:06.0 | Look, I'm sure the Samoan cake is perfectly fine. In fact, I might even come back and have it next week. |
| 1:12.0 | But I really just want the Brian Fudge Cake, okay? |
| 1:15.3 | Now look here, you lazy millennial, son of a bitch, you're gonna like this damn Samoan cake because I know what's good for you damn it |
| 1:23.9 | screw you I don't want any of your Samoan cake in fact I hate Samoan cake I'd rather eat |
| 1:29.1 | dog shit get out of my shop don't tell me what to do get the hell out of my shop. Don't tell me what to do. |
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