4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2014
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, oh, oh, Merry Christmas! Who's next in line to sit in Santa Sala Monster's lap? |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, easy there, kid, I need to use that later. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, and what's your name, little boy? |
| 0:25.0 | Mark. |
| 0:26.0 | Hello, Mark. |
| 0:28.0 | Tell Santa Solomon's for what you want for Christmas. |
| 0:31.0 | I'm not stupid. |
| 0:32.0 | I know you're not the real Santa is that so looks like we have |
| 0:36.8 | ourselves a little smart mark here tell Santa what you want I wanted John |
| 0:41.3 | Cina never give up shirt. |
| 0:43.0 | No you don't. You want a Sasaro King of Swing shirt. |
| 0:47.0 | No, I want... Here you go. Now do all of us a favor and tell all your little friends to start wearing these shirts too. |
| 0:53.0 | And while we're at it, here's a sound-up shirt. |
| 0:56.0 | But... Okay, who's next? |
| 0:58.0 | Why hello there little girl and what's your name? |
| 1:01.0 | Achoo. Oh, geez. Here, let Santa Solomons are reach into his sack. |
| 1:07.0 | What is this? |
| 1:10.0 | This is called a Z-Pack. Make sure you're close to a bathroom after you take it. |
| 1:15.0 | Next. |
| 1:16.0 | What's your name? |
| 1:17.0 | Forget it. |
| 1:18.0 | It doesn't matter what your name is. |
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