Sound Off 357 - LAPTOP LUNACY RETURNS TO RAW

Solomonster Sounds Off

The Solomonster

Tv & Film, Wrestling, Sports, Tv Reviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2014

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Dedicated to the memory of Bill Hoyler. Solomonster is back with the second of TWO episodes this weekend talking the debut of Sting, the end of The Authority, the return of the Anonymous Raw GM laptop (if only for one week) makes for a horrible Raw finish, why this obsession with authority figures in wrestling makes for bad television, a New Day debuts and why I'm not convinced they are the babyfaces they seem to be, Josh Mathews rumored to replace Mike Tenay on Impact, New Japan comes to American TV, should AJ Styles retire the Styles Clash, how will Hulk Hogan will be remembered, the biggest name to never work for Vince McMahon now that Sting has debuted, the most devastating tag team finisher of all time, and Cody Rhodes makes a foolish comment on Twitter. Music by audionautix.com.
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0:00.0	Are you a sports entertainment fan?
0:02.0	Just in time for the holidays, get the hottest item around.
0:05.0	It's your very own talking solemn monster.
0:08.0	I turned the show off. I was so thoroughly disgusted.
0:11.0	Just pull the string and hear the talking Sala Monster's words of wisdom.
0:15.0	And there's a delusional dixie at it again.
0:18.0	The perfect companion while watching wrestling with the kids.
0:21.0	I like this.
0:22.0	I like the fact that John Cina wasn't around. But the kids, I don't care about the kids. I don't have
0:27.0	any kids. The whole brim is a hairy beard. Who the fuck would wear this?
0:32.0	With the interactive feature, the talking solemnoster will reach Weats and offer insightful comments.
0:37.0	They should be the general manager of the WWE Saturday morning slam.
0:41.0	Dude, you'll be lucky to be general manager of a burger king if you keep whining like this.
0:45.8	Don't forget the talking Sala monsters dead on impressions, like Jeff Hardy.
0:49.8	Willow is being beaten down by the metal object because Willow Sacks and Stephanie McMahon.
0:57.0	Don't beat up my dad, don't beat up our kids grandfather, please, please,
1:01.0	please, please, Hunter.
1:02.0	Turn on the WWE network and relive classic Hulk Hogan moments
1:05.0	with the talking solemn monster.
1:07.0	How much for the plastic surgery, I mean,
1:10.0	when I turned around, they were identical, identical.
1:13.8	Back now and for a limited time, we'll throw in a talking, Jerry, the King Lawler.
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