Sound Off 353 - WWE's NETWORK EMBARRASSMENT IN THE UK

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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2014

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

It's our SEVEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW with thoughts on Smackdown and NXT moving nights, WWE's disastrous UK network launch and who's at fault, praise for WWE's storytelling on Monday night with Randy Orton and a hot show-closing angle, praise for the booking of Seth Rollins, what John Cena missing the show illustrated, the new Xavier Woods gimmick, Finn Balor's debut on NXT, review of another good Lucha Underground episode with an ending I didn't like, why WWE never used the scramble match again, moving Raw and Smackdown to the network, explaining what a "mark" is and why it's a stupid term, and did the Main Event Mafia help ruin TNA in 2008?
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0:00.0	Oh, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary,
0:06.4	happy anniversary, for a cheerful toast and fill it happy anniversary, but be careful you don't
0:12.1	fill it happy anniversary.
0:14.0	Oh!
0:15.0	Happy anniversary!
0:17.0	Happy anniversary!
0:18.0	Happy anniversary!
0:20.0	Happy anniversary!
0:21.0	Happy anniversary. Can you imagine what kind of movie director Vince McMahon would make?
0:30.0	Normally in a movie director Vince McMahon would make?
0:34.3	Normally in a movie you pay off the story in the end.
0:37.4	So you know even if it's predictable you do it because you want to please the audience
0:40.9	so more people will pay to go see it and will want to see your movies in the future.
0:45.0	Vince would direct the next Twilight film and proceed to kill off all the main characters in the first 20 minutes
0:52.0	because the people who read the books
0:53.7	already know how it's supposed to end. So you see we need to swerve them and prove
0:58.4	that they don't know shit. He would he would direct the Dark Night Rises, kill off Batman in the opening scene, and just replace him with Aquaman for the rest of the movie and say, see?
1:08.0	Bet you didn't see that one coming.
1:10.0	I'm just waiting now for John's scene at a kidnap, Loronitis, wheel him to the ring and put a gun to Johnny's head,
1:16.5	only instead of a little flag popping out that says bang 316, it shoots rainbows and obelty.
1:22.0	You see, the thing with Nash is that he was the product of Lucky Spur.
1:27.0	That's it. Let me spool you son.
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