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🗓️ 21 September 2014
⏱️ 134 minutes
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| 0:16.2 | We may not have been able to get Michael Sam to show up for our season premiere and yes it may have been a desperate attempt at ratings last Monday night by telling people to tune into our show during halftime, but this Monday we've got a special treat for football fans that's guaranteed to get you to watch our damn show |
| 0:20.9 | Ratings! We at WWE are proud to announce that not one but two |
| 0:24.1 | NFL stars who suddenly have lots of free time on their hands will be appearing live on Monday night raw. |
| 0:27.0 | First if there's one thing our w w w d'as are missing besides acting class it's an |
| 0:30.8 | authority figure to keep things in check. That's why I've appointed |
| 0:33.8 | NFL star Ray Rice as the new general manager of the Divas Division. |
| 0:37.3 | Ratings! But wait, there's more! I've also named Minnesota Vikings Star |
| 0:41.6 | running back Adrian Peterson as an honorary make-a-wish |
| 0:44.2 | spokesman for W.W. |
| 0:46.1 | Nobody loves children more than Adrian Peterson. |
| 0:48.1 | John Cina certainly doesn't. |
| 0:49.2 | In fact, when asked for comment, Mr. Peterson said, those kids better be on their best behavior or they're |
| 0:54.2 | going to wish that it was that human fruit loop John Cina there instead of me. |
| 0:58.2 | Oh, that AD, he's got quite the sense of humor. |
| 1:00.6 | That's exactly what we look for in our W. W. W. W. W. |
| 1:03.0 | Ratings. |
| 1:04.0 | We've even extended an invitation to NFL commissioner |
| 1:07.0 | Roger Giddell to show up on Raw this Monday night. |
| 1:09.0 | He won't even have to do anything, which is something he's used to these days. |
| 1:12.0 | So, put the women in children to bed. No. even have to do anything which is something he's used to these days. |
| 1:12.8 | So put the women and children to bed. |
| 1:14.4 | No seriously put him to bed I'm not joking and tune into a very special |
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