0:00.0	From the darkest corners of our imagination comes a game show that's more ridiculous than terrifying.
0:09.8	Welcome to Tickled to Death.
0:12.4	I'm your host, Roz Hernandez, and I'll be guiding guests through the creepy questions and chaotic games,
0:19.6	all to win the ultimate title of horror movie champion.
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0:34.1	They were out riding through the South Alabama foothills one day,
0:37.0	and they got a little bit thirsty.
0:39.0	They pulled behind this old abandoned farmhouse.
0:42.2	Bernard was driving. He hopped out. He ran over to this old pump, and he grabbed the handle, and he started the pump.
0:49.1	Now, just as a matter of curiosity, how many of you good folks up here in the big city have ever used one of these
0:55.6	old water pumps? Hey, that's fantastic. Okay, well, it was hot. It was August.
1:02.6	No, Bernard wanted to drink the water. After it's been pumping a couple of minutes, she said,
1:06.1	Jimmy, better get that old bucket over there and dip some water out of that creek we're going to have to prime the pump well
1:13.5	old Bernard wanted to drink the water i mean it gets hot in south alabama and he was just a pumping away and pumping away you know
1:22.3	and i'll tell you that sweat was beginning to come off of and he said you know jimmy i just don't believe it's in water down there oh wow that the things in life that have value that you got to do some
1:34.2	pumping for well oh bernard man he wanted that drink of water i mean by then he was really
1:40.9	working up a sweat but you, there's always that question.
1:44.6	Just how much pumping are you willing to do just for a drink of water? And finally, old Bernard just threw up as now. You said, Jimmy, they're just sitting in the water down there. Jimmy said, don't stop, Bernard. Don't stop. If you stop, it goes all the way back down. And then you'll have to start all. See, there's no way you can look at that pump and say, yeah, just two more strokes than I got it.
2:05.6	Because you might have to pump another 10 minutes.
2:08.6	There's no way you can look in the head of that prospect and say, yep, just two more closes,
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