Welcome to the Dork Forest.

Jackie and her pals will never bore us.

Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile.

So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dork Down for a while.

Hello and welcome to the Dork Forest. I'm Jackie Cation. I'm your host. You know the website's

Jackiecation.com, Dorkforrest.com, and family pet ancestry.com. They all lead to a variety

of places where you can listen to the Dork Forest. I'm Jackie Cation. I'm your host. It is November or December. In November and

December, I ask that you do not donate to the Dork Forest. You instead find a local food bank

and give them either the $10 to $100 that you were going to give the Dork Forest, because I know you were,

because I have a PayPal button that you can start donating to again in January.

But to find a local food bank in your neighborhood, you can go to feedingamerica.org, and you can put in your zip code.

If you do not live in the United States, you can put in the name of your town and the word food bank.

And it will come up.

You can do that here in the United States as well, oddly enough.

The Internet works like that everywhere, it turns out.

So do that.

Don't donate to the Dork Forest.

If you want to support the Dork Forest still in these months,

there are ways you can get stuff for people for the holidays as trinkets, as gifts.

You can get T-shirts and CDs and

merch over at Jackiecation.com on the store. There's going to be a new stand-up shirt coming out,

and that actually will not benefit me. That'll be a benefit for different charities, I think,

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