Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators

into podcasters. Behold! The Elric Pyramid of Greatness. I've been developing

ML's Sola Detroit Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.

Categories include capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.

Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.

Rage, poise, property rights, fish for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically

a vegetable. Haircuts. There are three acceptable haircuts. High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors

broken in your house, son? You asked it to arrive rocket. It's gone.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Come on.

That is not painful by them.

That is paid for by the people of Detroit.

You aren't qualified in Mel.

I'm not qualified for this job.

Let me tell you some.

You want to go right now?

Okay?

Do you want to go right now?

Hey kids, it's your old pal, M.L. Elric.

And as I look at this beautifully produced intro video, which is seen by our Patreon members who are making a nominal $5 a month donation, which, well, I say it's nominal, but we appreciate it tremendously.

You can see Mark's video wizardry, and you can also watch the show, and you can see that our guest this week, Sean Mann, probably is time for a haircut, son.

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