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Well, your texts were giving panic.

Well, I'm just like in this, you know, have you done, it's like I've done for some,

you know, it's like for some reason you go to the same cities all the time.

For some reason, like my home city, like my home, my home venue for some reason is punchline San Francisco. Like, this is the third time I've done it. And so I'm always put up in this hotel. I had like kind of a hectic day yesterday and like my flight kept getting delayed. Then I got there. And I like, I just like didn't really settle on like what will I do, but I just know I came here in 20, 23. And I'm like, you know, like in terms of my best stuff to do, I'm like, there hasn't really been that much that beats it. So I'm like, I'm definitely going to end with the same thing I ended with, which is embarrassing. And it's like I'm like at some point I'll just think of a new hour of comedy like on this flight. And like I didn't. And then there's two shows tonight, two tomorrow. And there was one last night. So like, okay. So it was an early and all eight show today and tomorrow. And last night there's only one show. So like, okay, just the late show tonight, I have a bunch of time so my calling time my hotel room I'm doing my I'm doing my I'm doing my team I'm like taking pictures of myself in the mirror because the lighting randomly is good I'm doing all this stuff to kill time. Can I ask what hotel it is if you feel safe like what's the it's called it's called club quarters it's like like next door to punchline. It's yeah.

Yum. Can't recommend them highly. I have a club sandwich. I'm hungry. I do TM. I get out of my TM state, my deep consciousness. I have a text from the person. They're like, you're on in 15. Oh. I'm like only an early show tonight. There was not. No. I run out of my room without my car. I'm like panicking even hearing this.

Without my keycard, without my notebook. So now I'm like literally hurry on. I meant to write an hour of comedy. I'm going on safe down event reviewing my work. And then today, I mean, it was fine. But that's why you're a pro because you locked in and you said the show must go on.

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