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Music The Hey guys, this is Angel.

And Nikki.

And welcome to the Sosode.

We'd just like to mention that we are majorly immature.

Vulgarity is our specialty, and we are not politically correct.

So if you don't like the words fuck or cunt, just like our regular soads, now's the time to turn the fuck around and leave.

So strap in and enjoy and stay out of chalk lines.

Drink first. What are whistles? let your whistle dude i think i like that i like that crystal i do too it's raspberry green tea

it's tasty it's fucking delicious i had to have a change for a minute

i wasn't sick of my other one but i didn't want to get sick of it so every time i

think of you i'm like millions of peaches peaches for me i get so many messages of people

that are like i'm having peach this i'm like can i have some where's my bite i'm not

having any peach anything because i live in where peaches are still tiny and not very good right now.

I know, right?

Fuck you.

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