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ID10T with Chris Hardwick

Sorry Matt!

ID10T with Chris Hardwick

Chris Hardwick

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Id10t, Hardwick, Tv & Film

4.414.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2011

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Chris is buzzing on a sleepless caffeine storm, and Matt is not entirely emotionally prepared for today's harassment from his sister-wife Jonah. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards, a brilliant scholarship student attending

0:05.3

Bishop Gray Academy, the country's most exclusive boarding school. Academy takes you into the world

0:10.4

of a cutthroat private school where power, money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.

0:15.9

Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early, and ad-free on Wondery Plus.

0:20.1

From Wondering and Campside Media comes season three of the hit podcast suspect.

0:25.0

This is a story of two victims, one murdered in cold blood, one in prison for a crime he did not

0:31.2

commit. Listen to suspect, five shots in the dark, wherever you get your podcasts, or binge

0:37.0

all 8 episodes ad-free on Wondery Plus.

1:07.7

What did you break now, Matthew? I didn't break it. Let's just be honest. You better not be

1:13.5

breaking stuff at NASA. What's this one? Chris, I broke something real bad. It's got a cost 37 million.

1:23.6

I just engaged one of the external tanks. Oh, I was talking the whole time and I wasn't even on.

1:28.0

I broke an o-ring. That's okay, right? Yeah, I broke an o-ring. That's what the

1:32.8

Spacials used for breath control, right? The o-ring. That's how shuttles don't get other

1:37.2

shuttles pregnant. They're broken o-ring. That's how we attack that premise.

1:45.4

How are you guys doing? How are you doing, Chris? I am crazy on caffeine and it's, you know,

1:51.0

life. It's a very interesting time because there's a lot of stuff going on. Summer solstice.

1:56.6

Summer solstice. Summer solstice. That's a big one. The summer solstice is coming up.

2:00.3

You're going to the summer solstice ceremony. It's almost a merry-go-day.

2:05.9

Yes, my sisters and I are going to go out in the forest and pray in a circle as you

2:09.4

feel. And then bathe each other in period blood. But I have been so busy with the first time I

2:16.8

ever got him. The first time I ever got him. Hey, do me a favor. Grab that mic for us.

2:23.0

We please grab that mic for us. Is that working? Let's put it on. Yeah, there we go.

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