Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious Girl.

Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.

But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general,

and everything in between, an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.

All right, here we go.

I thought maybe I was eight, but maybe I'm a seven, But he says, you can't be a seven. There are no

seven. So you got to go down. So I guess I'm a six. You know, then all of a sudden, you're like,

oh shit, I'm a six. My day is wrecked. These are basically sex machines, you guys. I think it's

going to be bad news for my dating life. There will be no more motivation to go out there and find somebody good to fuck me because this machine, I know these machines are amazing.

I can be on it in Florida and he can be controlling it from California and doing all kinds of crazy shit to me, which I am a okay with.

When you're looking eyeball to eyeball with a stranger and they're judging you by all of the sex paraphernalia in your bag,

yeah, here's a moment I can live my whole life without.

Hey, everyone, welcome to the Currisville Diaries podcast. I am Layla. Happy Tuesday. What's everybody up to?

Hopefully your week is off to a good start so far. Mine is, well, hopefully doing well. By the time this comes out, I should be

coming back from my Austin trip. Oh, I cannot wait. I'm actually, this is the second time

I'm recording this episode. I'm so mad at myself. I don't know what happened. Every once in a

while, I have these recording

fuck-ups. Even after seven and a half years, it still happens. I recorded a full episode.

There's no audio. None. Just video. Just me talking away. No fucking sound.

The brilliance that was coming out of my mouth. I just, I don't know. I can never recapture it.

One can only hope I can do it justice. The missing episode. All right. But on a different note, guys, did you get a chance to take a look,

listen to the last Saturday's episode? I had Brenna from Front Porch Swingers on. I believe that's

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