Sorry, I Been Drunk
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in phone booth trying to order a kabob, mayor urges public not to eat toilet seats, travelers trapped on runway for hours, drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts and returns mandolin and the wildest collab of the year includes bear poop!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:07.0 | People who didn't do what John of God wanted them to do, they usually disappeared. |
| 0:15.0 | John of God was once Brazil's most famous spiritual healer. |
| 0:20.0 | But in this limited series podcast, we uncover the darker truth behind his global empire of faith and fear. |
| 0:29.0 | From exactly right and Adonde Media, this is two-faced, John of God. |
| 0:34.6 | Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:41.4 | Sky, you ready? |
| 0:42.1 | Oh, it's early here. It's daylight savings. I didn't even know that was coming. So I'm ready |
| 0:48.0 | because I'm not ready. So wow me. |
| 0:53.4 | Man rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a phone booth trying to order a |
| 0:58.0 | kebab man you did it you wowed me i am ready did i did that wow you scottie i didn't see it coming |
| 1:09.4 | and those are how the best ones leave you on the line. |
| 1:14.3 | This is bananas. |
| 1:16.3 | If I said something that left your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:24.7 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me? |
| 1:33.1 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:37.4 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:41.5 | Hey, guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas. |
| 1:44.6 | Sitting across from me is a world-winning screenwriter, Scotty Landis, and generally, |
| 1:50.0 | one of the most impressive humans on planet Earth, I would say. |
| 1:53.5 | That's a huge. |
| 1:54.8 | All of those things are lies. |
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