Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2023
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: A Starfield streamer absolutely loses his mind over the presence of pronouns in the immersive role playing game. His compatriots conclude that this is the most powerful video of a man taking a stand since Rich Men North of Richmond
ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)
We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology.
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| 0:00.0 | Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? |
| 0:05.3 | Yeah, well, guess what? |
| 0:06.8 | Fucking pronouns! |
| 0:09.2 | Fucking gender ambiguity! |
| 0:14.7 | What? |
| 0:16.9 | Because he says fucking pronouns, fucking gender ambiguity. |
| 0:20.2 | Is he saying that like, like, uh, the only options are, are ambiguous pronouns? |
| 0:27.5 | Because that'd be, that would be interesting. |
| 0:30.0 | Uh, no, I think he's, he's mad. |
| 0:32.4 | It makes him gender ambiguous, like looking at that stuff. |
| 0:37.1 | Yeah. He's like, like my my idea of gender is |
| 0:40.0 | disappearing like a marty mcfly photograph because i played the wrong video game i love he said like |
| 0:46.2 | he's like i like to be immersed in this game but you pull me out of it back into current dayism |
| 0:53.5 | which is like so funny. |
| 0:56.0 | So he's saying like, I'm aware that this is what's happening in the world around me. |
| 0:59.6 | I just don't want to be reminded of it. |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.1 | Gender is now a thing in 2023. |
| 1:06.6 | It's the hot new thing. |
| 1:07.4 | It's the current thing. |
| 1:08.3 | Everyone's talking about it. |
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