Sorry about last week
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2020
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and sees apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:26.9 | I'm Richard Porter and I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and this is Smith and Smith a podcast image two friends talk about cars and this week mostly animals We've had quite a lot of robust feedback to last week's show. I probably should have explained |
| 0:41.5 | to people that it was just sort of quick fix because we were short of time because of holidays and other work and stuff and apparently for a lot of people didn't quite work out because the sound wasn't very good. |
| 0:52.4 | It's just something we were trying because the sound wasn't very good. |
| 0:52.6 | It's just something we were trying because we thought people might be interested in the new |
| 0:55.2 | defenders so sorry if you didn't enjoy it or couldn't listen to it all the way through. |
| 0:58.8 | We'll try not to do it again until the next time that we screw something up. Anyway, how are you? It's been a stressful |
| 1:06.5 | morning actually, way more stressful than it should have been. Why so? Well, I woke up, I woke up to hear a load of like smacking and slapping noises. I thought what on earth is that and it's my wife running around the kitchen with a fly swatting so many wasps that the |
| 1:26.8 | swats broken in three places and it turns out we've got a we pretty much got a wasps nest in our kitchen. |
| 1:35.5 | Oh and I knew there was a wasps nest on the outside of the house because I've heard them scratching around for a while but they've finally broken through |
| 1:46.3 | Rich they've broken through the wall they've eaten through the coving and the ceiling and they've gone into the kitchen. |
| 1:55.0 | So then there's loads of wasps coming in and then going, this is not the right exit. |
| 1:59.2 | Where, I don't know where I'm going and then just hanging around. So I had all the windows open. So that's why I had to quickly message you to say I'm going to have to do this podcast a little bit later because I'm dealing with a situation. |
| 2:12.0 | Oh man, so hang on, the was wasps they want to go outside again but |
| 2:15.3 | they're accidentally coming through your coving into your kitchen and then doing |
| 2:18.0 | what I had to do last week in a very large, one of those sort of, you know, office like we work things, but wasn't a we work where you know people go and do, where they don't have proper office to go to. I was in one of those. |
| 2:32.0 | Yeah. It was very big And I kept going the wrong way. Yeah. And you know when you do that and you walk into an even bigger room full of people with quite a few people in it and you have to do a bit of a sort of basically like BAFT a winning performance |
| 2:48.4 | Oh, I'm just meant to come in here. Yeah, just came to look at this picture here of David Bowie, and now I'm going to turn around and I'm going to go over here because I don't want you to know that I'm looking for. |
| 3:02.0 | I would say that's in today's world right now that's the that's the |
| 3:08.4 | COVID toilet walk because if you're in a hotel or you're in a I don't know a restaurant it's probably because it's probably all the one way system now like it was for me a couple weeks ago. |
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