This is an I-Heart podcast.

Oh, it's very scary.

Okay.

I know you're a ghost. I get it. Before we get into the bad news and how sad you are, I know you said you had, you know, let's start the show. Let's just start it before you go on your rant about how upset you are and tired you are and angry you are. Can you hear that? Yes, I hear it. See,

if you had headphones on, you would hear it too. The fact you don't wear headphones drives me

nuts. No, unless this show pays the bills, I wear the headphones for the Monday through Friday,

not the side quest.

Oh, side quest.

It's like, ah, I can't even hear it.

Don't worry about it.

Who cares about the audio?

It's like guys that cheat on their wives.

This side chick doesn't get birthday gifts.

She doesn't get recognized at Christmas.

She doesn't get proper hellos and goodbyes.

I kind of just treat this little side podcast like that.

Huh. But not the listeners, man. I love our listeners. I'm pretty sure some of those sidechicks

are getting presents on their birthday, on Christmas. How do you get a side chick a gift if you have

the same account?

They literally don't get gifts.

The thing nobody talks about is the Coldplay concert couple that was cheating.

They'd been cheating and never getting each other gifts.

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