So I was with the parents the week before in Washington, D.C.

And this was not planned, but I decided to invite the guy I was seeing to D.C.

And because the scene called me out, and she was like, are you eating alone?

I said no.

And we made a trip out of it.

And during that trip, what the fuck is going on?

I like to party.

Jesus, honey, wax much?

This is unwaxed.

Get in, Lizard, we're going shopping.

With Sophia and Sistine Stallone.

Did we just become best friends?

Yep.

I do look like a cool dad.

Nah, not like a cool dad.

You look like someone's agent, but like trying really hard to look like a professional agent.

You want to hear something weird?

Whenever I see someone wearing glasses indoors, instantly I'm judging them.

Like, do you think you're too cool for school?

What are you hiding?

You know what I mean?

But then whenever I work, like right now I feel like such an asshole.

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