Sooner Than Expected | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.8 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:12.1 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:15.3 | Well, it's a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll |
| 0:22.0 | stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:24.4 | I promise you we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in |
| 0:28.5 | today and thank you again for coming out. |
| 0:31.2 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this archaeologist in New York. |
| 0:36.4 | He dug down ten feet and found traces of copper wiring dating back a hundred years. |
| 0:42.4 | He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over a hundred years ago. |
| 0:48.0 | Not to be outdone, an archaeologist from California dug down twenty feet and found copper wiring |
| 0:54.6 | dating back two hundred years. |
| 0:56.7 | He concluded that Californians had a massive communications network a hundred years earlier |
| 1:02.1 | than New Yorkers. |
| 1:03.7 | Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas dug down thirty feet on his farm and found absolutely |
| 1:10.9 | nothing. |
| 1:12.0 | He concluded three hundred years ago, Texans had already gone wireless. |
| 1:18.9 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:20.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:21.8 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:23.5 | I have what it says I have. |
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