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Joel Osteen Podcast

Sooner Than Expected | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

God has sudden favor with your name on it. When you believe, all things are possible.  Your best days are still ahead, and together we can make a difference in this world with the message of God's hope and love. To give, visit JoelOsteen.com/GiveHope

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel in Victoria.

0:04.0

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.8

If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:12.1

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:15.3

Well, it's a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll

0:22.0

stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:24.4

I promise you we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in

0:28.5

today and thank you again for coming out.

0:31.2

I like to start with something funny and I heard about this archaeologist in New York.

0:36.4

He dug down ten feet and found traces of copper wiring dating back a hundred years.

0:42.4

He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over a hundred years ago.

0:48.0

Not to be outdone, an archaeologist from California dug down twenty feet and found copper wiring

0:54.6

dating back two hundred years.

0:56.7

He concluded that Californians had a massive communications network a hundred years earlier

1:02.1

than New Yorkers.

1:03.7

Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas dug down thirty feet on his farm and found absolutely

1:10.9

nothing.

1:12.0

He concluded three hundred years ago, Texans had already gone wireless.

1:18.9

Say it like you mean it.

1:20.5

This is my Bible.

1:21.8

I am what it says I am.

1:23.5

I have what it says I have.

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