Sonic the Hedgehog

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jake, Holden and super producer Marcus discuss the rise, fall and everything in between about the classic video game character Sonic the Hedgehog in this inaugural episode of Wizard and the Bruiser!

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	VASER IMPRAGE
0:10.0	ANDAWRATION
0:12.0	ANDAWRATION
0:15.0	INAWRATION Welcome to the Bruiser and the Wizard.
0:37.3	I'm the Bruiser and the Wizard. I'm the Bruiser, Holden McNeely, and...
0:39.2	I'm the Wizard.
0:40.5	Jake Young.
0:42.0	Today, we have a very special episode for you guys, because it's the first episode, and it's
0:46.7	about Sonic the Hedgehog, Jake.
0:49.8	Oh, do you mean the Blue Streak himself?
0:52.1	Yes.
0:52.9	Dr. Chili Dogs? Glide like the wind? Yes. Dr. Chilly Dogs?
0:54.9	Glide like the wind he does.
0:57.3	Are you talking about Dr. Needle Mouse?
1:00.8	I am talking about Mr. Needle Mouse, which was the codename of Sonic the Hedgehog,
1:05.5	when Naoto Oshima created him, designed him, yes.
1:10.2	I mean, we're talking to a podcast audience, Marcus Parks, the one and only super producer. Hey, ho. Manning the ones and two. So I feel like we got to talk to the babies, the baboos, and the tweens right now. Please. You have to understand that the 90s existed. Right, right. Okay, first of all, get your fucking head out of your ass. Can we just
1:28.5	tell them all to do that for a second? No way. Take selfies while you listen to this. This isn't
1:33.6	Periscope. Okay, we're talking about real shit. All right? So don't just pull your phones away.
1:39.4	And let's just listen to Poppy and Moppy talk about some actual human shit that happened. Go for a walk, catch a snorlax. It's fine. It's fine. You're all right, tweens. I'm like a cool uncle that's only kind of drunk at the family gathering. And I'm like sexy auntie. I'll come to the party and I'll kind of get you to go in the room and get your head a little too close to my boobs for comfort and then I'll like leave.
2:04.3	I'll be like, no, we can't. We mustn't.
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