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The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

SONG "Agnes' Library!" - The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

Saturday Morning Media

History, Stories For Kids, Learning, Comedy, Radio, Fun, Educational, Family, Science, Kids & Family

4.4974 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2009

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Well, it wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a song from resident Evil Mastermind Dr. Steve and his sock-shaped assistant Fidgert! And this year’s song is a whopper! Settle in and enjoy “Agnes’ Library!”
And Happy Thanksgiving!

©2009, 2017 Saturday Morning Media

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The Oh, This song is called Agnes's Library.

0:30.0

And the song is about Agnes and it's about the library.

0:35.0

But Agnes' library is not the name of the library.

0:39.8

That's just the name of the song.

0:41.7

And that's why I call this song Agnes' Library.

0:49.6

You can check out books for free at Agnes's Library. You can check out books for free at

0:59.3

Agnes' Library. You just walk right in it isn't hard just make sure you don't forget your

1:06.4

library card you can check out books for free and Agnes' Library.

1:13.0

Now this story started one Thanksgiving ago.

1:17.0

It was on, uh, one year ago on Thanksgiving,

1:20.0

when me and my, uh, my buddy Fidget had the day off and we decided to return a book to

1:25.8

Agnes at the library. Now Agnes doesn't live in the library she lives over on El

1:31.5

Prado Road with a cat, Frankie.

1:34.0

But you see, three weeks prior to this,

1:37.0

even after the miserable experience I had the first time I visited the library,

1:41.0

I decided I would give the library one more chance.

1:45.0

So three weeks prior to Thanksgiving, on a Thursday,

1:49.0

I went to the library and checked out a book

1:52.0

on the Life and Times of Barry Manilow.

1:55.0

And it just so happens that the book came due on Thanksgiving Day.

2:00.0

Now, being the skin flint that I am, I didn't want to incur any late fees, so me and Fidget

2:06.3

decided to drop off the library book before heading home for a big Thanksgiving dinner.

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