Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the three questions. I'm your host, Andy Richter, and today I am talking to my old pal Sonam of Sessian. I've been working with her since 2009 when she started as Conan's assistant during the Tonight Show. Oh, I remember that. You know her as the co-host of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend podcast and is the author of the New York Times best-selling

how-to book, The World's Worst Assistant.

She's got another book, The World's Worst Mom, and it's available for pre-order right now.

Here is my wonderful conversation with the wonderful Sonam of Sessian.

Music I was like I think I can handle that I'm not going to look at it.

I'm not going to look at it.

I don't know.

Oh, wait a huge slut in college. What the? It says that right there. Actually, it was more after college. Oh, really? Yeah. See, this is from Wikipedia. I don't know. Who's doing your research? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. I couldn't get late in college. No, actually, I actually, that is, that is, that is, that is, and I never, but I never was like, I, I just, I was way too uptight about relation, I think I'm just being the product of two divorces. It was all so fucking important

that I finally like where I go on dates, you know, even into college and, you know, within 10

minutes to be like, where this isn't going to work out, we're not going to get married.

Wait, what do you mean product of two divorces? My mom got, my mom divorced my dad, and then she divorced my stepdad. Oh. So I was around for two of them. And then was your stepdad around for a long time? Uh, yeah. I mean, 10 years or so. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. Ten years or so. Did she remarry again? No. No, okay. It's going to be

like, ja ja ja. I was thinking on husbandsmen. Yeah, yeah. No, but I just, I just, it was all too

important. And then I just, at a certain point, it was like, if I don't calm down, I'm never getting

laid. So I had to, you know. I had a lot of, like,

Armenian voices in my head being like, it's not, you can't just sleep with people. Right.

You have to marry people. Yes. A lot of people before you can do that. So that was in my head.

You have to marry a lot of people. Not married. You know what I mean? You have to get married first

and then do that. And so that. Oh, really? That was the extent of my sex talk. Get married and then have affairs? No, no, no, no. Or get married serially? No, I don't know why I say get married a lot. I think it just meant you have to like, you can't just like slut around. You have to find a guy. You have to settle down and you have to commit and that's it. Like, you can't just be slut around you have to find a guy you have to settle down and you have to

commit and that's it like right right just be out there sledding it up right and so that was just in

my head for a long time until i was like get out of my head and then it did yeah it doesn't seem

but armenians don't seem to be traditionally like super conservative or are they?

I think there's a contingent of that are. Yeah, there are. We're the first Christian country

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