Sometimes Life Feels Like a Losing Streak at a Casino

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Tom and Julie crack open the next hundred episodes with clips of Mr Ed and Herman Munster trying out for the Dodgers, the 1989 Oscars, and a kid who dances when he drinks too much Sprite. Plus Tom and Julie grill Producer Brett about the return of his podcast Weekend at Bergman's and its expensive new set. Also Crazy Calls, Junior Senior, the Scopes Monkey Trial, The Wiggles, Dawson's 50 Load Weekend, Shane Gillis, Darryl Dawkins, Free Willy, how many aquariums has Julie been kicked out of, The Suicide Squad trailer, real life Suicide Squad, Tex Mex Watson, Back To School, Emil Jannings beard, Mr Whiskers ad reads, Jon Polito, Sonic vs Checkers, and more! CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE *Weekend at Bergman’s Oscar Special https://www.youtube.com/live/lt2QUeA5s_0?si=5e4aupzoIWuNbDK6 *Crazy Calls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wewsuLjJpEo *Anthony Scaramucci Suicide Squad https://www.instagram.com/p/BIoHjA4AheE *Garfield Eats x Double Threat Fan Art (by Amy Trummer) https://www.instagram.com/p/C4RQuJvyyOK *Snow White 1989 Oscars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mronRVvdmw *Mr. Ed Tries Out for the Dodgers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVr45CHOuA *Herman Munster Tries Out for the Dodgers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKBpn13P5oQ *90s Slang https://www.instagram.com/reel/C34Z6rkupd0/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng%3D%3D *Kid Dances When He Drinks Sprite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwCYTfAnHGU SUPPORT DOUBLE THREAT ON PATREON Weekly Bonus Episodes, Monthly Livestreams, Video Episodes, and More! https://www.patreon.com/DoubleThreatPod WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu SEND SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:08.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:18.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill.
0:20.0	Wuho!
0:21.0	On a tandem!
0:22.0	Alright mate, with a mass sir on the back.
0:25.0	Oh that's nice.
0:26.0	Search zero with an ex because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	Forever.
0:32.0	Dog Did you ever have a... Forever. Not overly funny. I think I was this maybe I said something like like arrogant on it or something like but not like a full on comedy routine like some people did.
0:52.8	Do you ever do like, you know what to do?
0:57.5	You ever do something like that?
0:59.0	Or like hot girls in movies would have voicemails that were like, hey it's Cindy, you know what to do. Yeah. The closest I came was I had this thing was like nobody's home.
1:14.3	You did not have that tape.
1:16.4	Tom you didn't.
1:17.6	And then I had.
1:18.2	You can call me, get on the phone
1:20.7	and you're gonna find me all I'm all alone right after the beep after the beep you know
1:27.2	about this Brett are you too young oh sorry I had to get up for a second what
1:31.0	what happened he had to get up for a second. What happened? Never mind. Moments over.
1:34.4	I had to get up. What do you have got varicose veins? T-O-U-D-L-E-T-H-R-E-A-T-R-E-A-T-T-B-B-T-H-R-E-A-T. Double-B-T, double-B-C-A-T, double-L-N-T. Double-B-C Clend. Double D for the three wind town,
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