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Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York City's Times Square.

We're at the Nutmeg studio coming to you live from the nut.

Nutmeg studio every Tuesday and Friday are studio audiences here. They're pumped up.

We get your emails, your questions, your stories. I say it every episode. Let me say it one more time.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling friend. I'm getting more feedback than ever and I think it's because it's summertime.

A lot of dead hours, a lot of sitting alone, a lot of wondering what's next, a lot of trying to figure out that internship, a lot of trying to figure out this job that you have that keeps you indoors.

Why am I here? Well, let me put Papa JT in my ears. Let me hear those subtle sweet sounds to get me through the day of Papa JT, the King of brunch, the Wizard of Weddings, the Sultana Swipes, the Overlord of Omelets, the Archbishop of Asplay, the Wizard of Haws.

I am here for you every Tuesday and Friday and I listen. Oh boy. It feels so good. I'm getting so many DMs and tweets and text messages and Facebook messages about how you're listening, where you're listening. Oh, it feels so good.

It feels like I am doing a full split. I'm at the gym. I'm on those two, the horses. I'm split between two horses. The crowd is going wild because I'm going to full split and my nuts are out of my underwear.

Somehow my nuts fell out. The crowd goes nuts. Literally nuts for my nuts. And somehow my balls are hanging down between the two horses that I'm going to full split.

It feels like you, the audience member, are taking a large feather and just grazing my nuts as I do the split.

The split. The flip split. Do the split. I'm in a full Van Dam. A full Jean-Claude Van Dam. And you guys are coming in with that feather.

Hard but graceful. Graceful but hard. Very cool. What's happening? But you got to keep telling your friends. You got to keep telling your co-workers. You got to keep telling people anyone with ears. You got to keep making your Instagram stories. Take us. Take a screenshot. Let people know what you're doing. You're listening to the J train. Every Tuesday and Friday. Very excited about today's guest. Oh, before we get to him. The Philly live show. Wow. Thank you for coming out. Oh, what a time.

Oh, what a time we had. This comes out. Shelby. When is this come out Tuesday of next week? Tuesday. Tuesday. So right now. I'm sitting on the beach in Charleston, South Carolina.

Because I am going to be doing a show in uptown social Wednesday night, the 11th in Charleston, South Carolina, $10 tickets. Then we're going to hang out afterwards and drink until the sun comes up. It's going to be a fun show.

But you got to come bring some friends. I'm traveling this great nation. I'm also going to be in Atlanta. The 14th sold out. Sorry. You missed out. But you're welcome at a show. 15th laughing skull lounge eight o'clock. I'm doing a show.

I'm going to get a skull lounge eight o'clock. Come bring a crow. Gonna be a great time. And then I'm coming to Denver. Denver is the 23rd of July. Denver comedy works. Get those tickets.

So let's talk about Charleston Atlanta Denver. Those are where you got to be. If you're not common, you're not doing this whole thing. Right. Let me get to our guest today.

Oh, in the filly show. Thank you guys for coming. What an amazing thing. We took hours of pictures. We did the shows. The live show. Shelby, you listen to it. It's great. Right. So much energy unbelievable. Energy. Fun. And we brought people up on stage. And it became like a social gathering. We became a family that night. I was grazing their nuts. They were grazing my nuts. Just feathers everywhere. Just everyone touching each other's nuts. It got weird. The Serengeti.

We were out there doing the staff get even got involved. They're like, what's going on? I was like, just get your nuts out. Let's play with them. Very excited about today's guest. So funny. I've known him for years. It's a long time coming to get on this show. Thank you for having such a pleasure. Matt Richards. Thank you for coming on.

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