Morning, every welcome along. Tuesday the 2nd of June. Here's your free podcast for today.

And as we're going to have really dreadful weather, I shall try and do something that hopefully will put a smile on your face.

And if it doesn't, well, then I'm obviously doing the wrong thing here, but we do try. We do try.

So all the stories today, Britain's got talent and the dogs that people apparently had conveniently forgotten they'd been seeing on the television.

Even Simon Cowell had seen the dogs on there because they were in the semi-final.

He knows everything that goes on.

Somebody who said, we've got a great dog act.

She's got three dogs.

She'll use them.

And they didn't feel it necessary to tell people because you've been seeing the things anyway.

So that rumbled on, that just sort of, you know, gave all the papers their front pages.

Because up until then, I don't think they were too sure what to run with on the front page.

Tomorrow it'll be Charles Kennedy.

I'll make a prediction now that every single newspaper will run with Charles Kennedy, who died yesterday.

Died yesterday. Died yesterday. The family have obviously decided to hold back the news and wait, and so they released it this morning. A little bit early, actually. Normally with things like that, they sort of wait till a certain time. But the stories that are also making the headlines today are involving all sorts of strange people. People like Caitlin.

This is Bruce Jenner, wearing a bustybask and describes panic attack after ten hours of surgery.

Chloe Kardashian, the first one, saying, couldn't be proud of pregnant stepdaughter Kim Kardashian,

tweeted support while Courtney Kendall and Kylie have also spoken out.

So it's Caitlin with a sea and here we are with, you know, the, strange enough, the photograph is by Annie Lieberitz who takes pictures of sort of people who are famous. Must be the year for sort of people

having sex changes, mustn't it really? So Bruce Jenner is now Caitlin Jenner. And staying with the Kardashian family, and I'm not a fan,

as you've well imagined, just a day after revealing she was expecting her second child.

I don't know why we should be so surprised. Woman who doesn't actually do anything or have any

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