Something's Burning: The Sklar Brothers Take One | S1 E33

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 20 minutes

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They asked for it, so I gotta deliver. My vanity is no match for the demands of Jason and Randy Sklar. Go back in time when I was skinner and we ALL had more hair – and I make a veggie pasta dish that didn’t turn out half bad. To purchase tour tickets: https://www.supersklars.com Follow https://www.instagram.com/sklarbrothers SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	T'was the holidays at Starbucks red aprons tied up, warm wishes and names written on festive red cups.
0:09.0	The chocolatey mousse latte is here to cozy things up, topped with mokker cream moose for a finishing touch.
0:16.0	Two lattes in hand, one for you and one for me, because together truly is the best place to be.
0:24.3	The holidays are served now at Starbucks. Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:30.2	Hey, something's burning, something's burning. Welcome to something's burning. Episode 2. I am here with Randy and Jason Scalar, and this episode is being paid for by Bill Burr. Uh, and you don't even watch it. Yeah, there you go. I've known the Scalar brothers for, do you know how long I've known you? I want to say 18 years. Uh, 19, I think. Wow. You remember the first time I ever met you guys?
0:54.7	I remember you were at a party.
0:56.1	Oh, shit. And it was a big group of people's day around, and you turned to me, and we didn't really know each other, and you're like, I'm going to dance out of my pants. And I'm like, what? And you're like, I'm going to dance out of my pants. And I'm like, I gotta see this.
1:09.5	And if he does it, I will love him forever.
1:11.2	You dance completely out of everything.
1:13.8	And then fully naked. And you're like, I'm gonna dance out of my pants. And I'm like, I gotta see this. And if he does it, I will love him forever.
1:11.2	You dance completely out of everything. And then fully naked in front of a group of people. I think Brian Pussain got naked directly after that. And he was like, oh, I know what you're doing. And then he did it. And he goes, we can all do it. But it was really impressive to this day. Today, we're making twin color zesty garden pasta.
1:28.5	Do you guys like pasta?
1:29.5	Sure.
1:30.3	Yeah, I do.
1:30.8	Yeah, sure. really impressive. Yeah. To this day. Today, we're making twin color zesty garden pasta.
1:28.4	Do you guys like pasta?
1:29.5	Sure.
1:30.0	Yeah, I do.
1:30.7	Yeah, sure.
1:31.3	All right, so this is basically a mix between a bunch of vegetables and some pasta. Yeah. So what we're going to do is we're going to start off the way eating up some olive oil, throw the onions in. I hate onions. I hate onions.
1:40.1	Then we're going to go into...
1:41.1	I'm done.
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