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Something’s Burning: Talkin’ (But Not Doing) Clean Living with Nick Thune + Trae Crowder | S5 E05

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Comedians Nick Thune and Trae Crowder come over for homemade gnocchi – vegan style. We talk Nick’s sobriety, Trae’s weight fluctuation… and lots of guy stuff: farts, jerking off, and porn to be specific. Check out Nick's new YT Special, Born Young here! https://tinyurl.com/tbtncjby Check out Trae's new YT Special, Trash Daddy here! https://tinyurl.com/mt4777zk Follow Nick Thune: https://www.instagram.com/nickthune Follow Trae Crowder: https://www.instagram.com/officialtraecrowder This episode is brought to you by Lightstrike. Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 Register to join us in Tampa, FL (or virtually) for the 2 Bears, 5K on May 4, 2025! https://www.2bears5k.com PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Vegan Gnocchi Bolognese And Caprese Salad With Bocconcini Gnocchi * 1.5 LBS russet potatoes peeled, baked, and riced * Salt to taste * 2 TBSP olive oil * 2 ½ cups AP flour 1. Rice and mash potatoes until no longer lumpy 2. Combine riced potatoes, salt, olive oil, and flour. Knead into a cohesive ball 3. Keeping remaining dough covered as you work, section off, roll out into sausage length and. Cut into ¾” pieces 4. Roll each piece on the back of a fork and place on floured surface 5. Bring water to a boil and drop in gnocchi, cooking for 4-5 minutes or until they float Bolognese * ½ diced sweet onion * 2 TBS olive oil * 2 medium carrots, chopped * 1 stalk celery, diced * 6 cloves garlic, chopped * 12 ounces vegan beef * 1 tsp Italian seasoning * 1 TBS tomato paste * ½ cup red or marsala wine * 1 tsp agave syrup * 1 can tomato sauce * 2 cups vegetable broth * 2 bay leaves * 1/3 cup vegan parmesan * Salt and pepper to taste 1. Heat olive oil in pan and add onion, carrots, celery and garlic 2. Season with salt and pepper, sauté until onion is translucent 3. Add “beef”, breaking up with spoon until it’s in small pieces, combine veggies and sauté an additional 5 minutes until browned 4. Add Italian seasoning, tomato paste, and red wine stirring to combine 5. Add agave, tomato sauce, veggie broth and bay leaves, stirring 6. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 10 minutes 7. Stir in cheese, simmer an additional 10 minutes 8. Pour on top of gnocchi Caprese Salad with Bocconcini * 6 sliced vine ripe or heirloom tomatoes * 6 sliced bocconcini balls * Bunch of basil leaves * Balsamic glaze to taste * Salt and pepper to taste 1. Layer cheese slice, tomato slice, and basil leaves on a plate 2. Drizzle balsamic glaze and sprinkle with salt and pepper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I almost shit my pants.

0:01.2

I was focused on my pants.

0:03.0

Make me another drink.

0:04.0

Make me another drink.

0:05.0

Hey, something's burning.

0:08.0

Something's burning.

0:10.0

You know, you're one of my favorite human beings.

0:14.0

You're the only reason if I ever quit drinking, you're the first person I'll call and the only person I ever call.

0:20.0

I swear to God when I say that, you quitting drinking, you're the first person I'll call and the only person I ever call. I swear to God when I say that.

0:22.3

You quitting drinking, you're the only inspiration of my life.

0:25.6

Everyone that's sober, fuck yourselves.

0:27.7

That's the only guy.

0:28.7

I swear to God, you know that.

0:29.7

You know that.

0:30.7

Well, here's the thing if you do quit or you want to quit and you call me, don't let that be the end of our relationship because a lot of, I have a friend that wanted to quit, called me.

0:39.6

I'm ready. I'm doing it. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's meet. And we go to a meeting. He shows up wasted at a meeting.

0:46.5

And everyone in the meeting is like, oh my God, dude, why do you bring this guy? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And afterwards, he's telling me, he's like, you know, usually when I don't want to do things,

0:55.3

I just tell people I have a therapist appointment, but I don't have a therapist.

0:58.5

Cut to a week later.

0:59.9

I'm like, hey, you want to go to that meeting again?

1:01.5

He's like, can't, man, I've got therapy today.

1:04.1

And I'm like, oh, you forgot you told me your secret lie.

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