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🗓️ 25 March 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | I almost shit my pants. |
0:01.2 | I was focused on my pants. |
0:03.0 | Make me another drink. |
0:04.0 | Make me another drink. |
0:05.0 | Hey, something's burning. |
0:08.0 | Something's burning. |
0:10.0 | You know, you're one of my favorite human beings. |
0:14.0 | You're the only reason if I ever quit drinking, you're the first person I'll call and the only person I ever call. |
0:20.0 | I swear to God when I say that, you quitting drinking, you're the first person I'll call and the only person I ever call. I swear to God when I say that. |
0:22.3 | You quitting drinking, you're the only inspiration of my life. |
0:25.6 | Everyone that's sober, fuck yourselves. |
0:27.7 | That's the only guy. |
0:28.7 | I swear to God, you know that. |
0:29.7 | You know that. |
0:30.7 | Well, here's the thing if you do quit or you want to quit and you call me, don't let that be the end of our relationship because a lot of, I have a friend that wanted to quit, called me. |
0:39.6 | I'm ready. I'm doing it. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's meet. And we go to a meeting. He shows up wasted at a meeting. |
0:46.5 | And everyone in the meeting is like, oh my God, dude, why do you bring this guy? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. And afterwards, he's telling me, he's like, you know, usually when I don't want to do things, |
0:55.3 | I just tell people I have a therapist appointment, but I don't have a therapist. |
0:58.5 | Cut to a week later. |
0:59.9 | I'm like, hey, you want to go to that meeting again? |
1:01.5 | He's like, can't, man, I've got therapy today. |
1:04.1 | And I'm like, oh, you forgot you told me your secret lie. |
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