Something’s Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich) | S2 E11

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Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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I’m joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk Follow Robert: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive Follow Mike: https://www.instagram.com/themikecaltashow Get Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning FRIED PLANTAINS - Ripe plantains - Vegetable oil - Salt 1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces 2. Sprinkle plantains with salt 3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side 4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving AVOCADO SAUCE - Avocado - Sour cream - Garlic - Lime juice - Cilantro - Chili powder - Salt and pepper 1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth GARLIC AIOLI - Mayonnaise - Minced garlic - Lemon Juice - Salt and pepper SPICY MAYO - Mayonnaise - Hot sauce - Minced garlic - Lime juice - Cajun seasoning CUBAN SANDWICH - Bread - Mustard - Mayo - Swiss cheese - Dill pickles - Ham - Pulled pork - Salami - Butter 1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides 2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich 3. Heat skillet and season with butter 4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan This episode is brought to you by Ridge: go to www.ridge.com/burning to save 10% Thanks to Ridge for supporting the show SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This cooking show is like, how do they make the sausage?
0:02.0	This is how they make the sausage, you know?
0:04.0	No.
0:05.0	It's like, it's like, no one wants to see.
0:07.0	I'm learning nothing.
0:08.0	You're putting mayo and mustard on a fucking bread.
0:10.0	I mean, I feel like, I'm feeling like I'm hanging out with a meth addict with money.
0:14.0	It's a brand-it-something's burning. Something's burning. Something's burning.
0:22.6	It's a brand new episode of Something's Burning.
0:25.6	It's the Tampa episode.
0:28.6	I got my best friend.
0:30.6	I got two of my closest friends in this business,
0:35.6	Mike Calta, who you will hear me call
0:37.9	Cowhead throughout the day, and Bobby Kelly, who I've known probably longer than anyone in comedy.
0:42.7	And it is Tampa, top to bottom.
0:45.4	Cow is the biggest radio show host, I think in all Florida, but he's out of Tampa.
0:49.8	I grew up in Tampa.
0:51.7	Tampa kind of, Bobby will tell you this, but saved his career during the
0:55.7	pandemic. Yeah, second home. And second home to him. I love Tampa. That's why I am dressed
1:00.5	like Bruce a Buccaneer. Bucco Bruce. Bucco Bruce. Bruce. Yeah, say Bruce. Bruce. Yeah, say
1:05.6	Brucey. Brucey. And so I got the perfect hat. I got the thing. Today, we're making fried plantains and Cuban sandwiches.
1:14.1	But I'm doing a Cuban sandwich twist.
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