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Something's Burning - Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes | S2 E13

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf Follow Pete: https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes  Follow Jonathan: https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite VEGAN MEATLOAF Onion Carrots Celery Garlic Chickpeas Breadcrumbs Flaxseed Nutritional yeast Soy sauce Ketchup   1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash 2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil 3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine 4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min 5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping 6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min   SESAME KALE Chopped kale Toasted sesame oil Garlic powder Salt Red pepper flakes Sesame seeds   1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale 2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min 3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve   MASHED CAULIFLOWER Cauliflower Garlic Almond Milk Salt and pepper   1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min 2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth   This episode is brought to you by Ship Station. Get a 60-day free trial at http://www.shipstation.com/burning Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com  For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie   For SOMTHING'S BURNING: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somet... For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Tis the season to shine with H&M.

0:03.0

Discover the holiday collection and find fashionable pieces for your wardrobe or for under the tree.

0:08.2

Get inspired and dazzle with this year's glam.

0:10.9

From tuxedo styles, bow detailed pieces, impressive prints and more.

0:14.8

From unforgettable looks to unforgettable gifts.

0:17.5

With fashion finds to home decor, find it all at H&M.

0:23.7

Treat your loved ones and yourself this season.

0:26.3

Shop in store or at HM.com.

0:30.9

Don't drink.

0:33.1

I'm fine. I'm driving.

0:34.5

And actually you always say when you drink.

0:36.2

No, I'm not. Trust me.

0:37.1

Such a you drinking. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:41.3

Something's burning.

0:43.3

Something's burning.

0:45.3

Something's burning.

0:47.3

I would love to go around the horn and hear your impression of what you believe a Swedish man sounds like.

0:52.3

Oh, sure. This is going gonna come off culturally and sensitive.

0:56.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:57.0

Well, then let me start.

0:58.0

Hello, I'm from Sweden,

1:01.0

and this is what I sound like.

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