Something's Burning: Naïve Compliance with the Sklar Brothers | S6 E12

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Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Randy and Jason Sklar are back in the kitchen with me to talk about twinning, trade schools, skin tags, and whether OJ was really guilty or not. And in honor of one of our favorite restaurants, Genghis Cohen, I am making Chinese / Jewish fusion food: kungpao chicken and pastrami fried rice. Plus, they call my dad to see if he's actually proud of me or not. The answer is still unclear. To purchase tour tickets: https://www.supersklars.com Follow https://www.instagram.com/sklarbrothers Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: GOODLES - Pick up GOODLES on your next shopping trip… it’s available nationwide at Target and Walmart, plus many other major grocery stores and retailers Original Grain Watches - Right now if you — use code BERT and you’ll get an extra $50 off any watch. Just hit https://originalgrain.com/discount/BERT Cornbread Hemp - Just visit https://cornbreadhemp.com/burning and use promo code BURNING at checkout. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Can I tell you the funniest thing I've ever done on the golf course?
0:02.6	Yes.
0:03.6	12 years old. I'm playing with a bunch of men that I don't know. They put me into a foursome. Got done tennis camp. Thought I play a round of golf before my mom picked me up. But we're all sitting under a tree, letting a team, letting a group play through. Right. We hear a tink, and he goes, oh, they just hit. He goes, where is it?
0:21.3	I go, oh, shit, I don't know.
0:23.1	I'm 10, oh, they just hit. He goes, where is it?
0:21.3	I go, oh, shit, I don't know.
0:23.1	I'm 10 or 12. And I take my hand and I hit the ground. I go, and he goes, God damn it! And he fucking shit. And I laughed so hard. And his buddies laughed. And he looked at me and he goes, That's not fucking funny.
0:35.5	I have a heart fucking issue.
0:36.9	What if I fucking die right now?
0:39.2	Hey!
0:40.7	Something's burn. and he looked at me and he goes, that's not fucking funny. I have a heart fucking issue. What if I fucking die right now?
0:39.2	Hey.
0:40.8	Something's burning.
0:42.0	Something's burning.
0:44.2	Something's burning.
0:45.7	November 6th, the permission to party world tour kicks off in Lafayette, Louisiana, Houston,
0:50.7	Texas on the 7th, Dallas, Texas on the 8th.
0:52.9	On the 9th, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, one of my favorite cities, in the entire world, get your tickets and avoid scalpers by going to burp-purt.com to your lowest ticket prices. Do you guys, have you guys ever had a dirty soda? Dirty soda, yeah. It's sober October, so I'm not drinking. Yeah, let's do it.
1:11.6	Which is, but dirty sodas are like my new obsession.
1:13.6	Let's all do it.
1:14.6	Let's all do it. Hey, Rach, can you make us dirty sodas? Yeah, do you have a preference? Come on in, let's talk it through. Why did October become the sober month? I know it rhymes, but like, I feel like it should be...
1:26.1	October should be rocked up.
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