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Something’s Burning: Desires with a Side of Ice Cream for Fortune Feimster & Jay Pharoah

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names.

Shane Torres’ special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” is out NOW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mHurqZh_0

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HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES

Vanilla Ice Cream

INGREDIENTS:

Heavy Cream

Whole Milk

Sugar

Fine Sea Salt

Vanilla Extract

Ice Cream Maker

STEPS:

Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepan

Warm until sugar is dissolved

Remove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extract

Stir to combine and chill in fridge

Pour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insert

Churn according to manufacturer directions

Chocolate Chip Cookies

INGREDIENTS:

AP Flour

Cornstarch

Baking Soda

Salt

Unsalted Butter

Brown Sugar

Granulated Sugar

Egg + One Yolk

Vanilla Extract

Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips

STEPS:

Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowl

With a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy

Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speed

Decrease speed to low and add dry ingredients

Add chocolate chips and mix until combined

Scoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheet

Bake for 12-15 min at 350°

Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)

Brownie

INGREDIENTS:

AP Flour

Baking Soda

Brown Sugar

Granulated Sugar

Eggs

Unsalted Butter

Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips

Vanilla Extract

Salt

STEPS:

Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwave

Once cooled, whisk in both sugars

Whisk in eggs and vanilla extract

In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt.

Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine.

Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet

Cook for 12-15 min at 350°

Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)

Sandwiches

STEPS:

Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or brownies

Add sprinkles along the edges, if desired

Freeze before eating for best result

Transcript

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0:00.0

Birdie Boys Productions is super excited because the blue-eyed Mexican Shane Torres

0:06.1

is on YouTube right now. Check it out. It's on Shane Torres's channel and Burke Crisser's channel, the blue-eyed Mexican. I hope you like it. We're so proud of it.

0:18.0

There's a link in the description below. Check it out on YouTube now.

0:22.0

There are no black Russians.

0:23.0

Oh yeah, I know.

0:23.5

When I was in Russia.

0:24.8

When I was in Russia?

0:25.8

You were in Russia? Hey something's burning something's burning something's burning

0:37.4

are you rolling I'm rolling I think we might be cooking the wrong meal for Jay.

0:44.0

I'm being serious.

0:46.0

He's getting ready for a special.

0:48.0

Oh really?

0:49.0

Stand away from Sugar.

0:50.0

Oh no.

0:51.0

And I totally hear this to you.

0:53.0

So funny.

0:54.0

You know I love sweets.

0:56.0

I could do the baby bird diet too.

0:58.0

I just like shoot it up.

0:59.0

You know this is what you used to do on Travel Channel.

1:01.0

We go in, even if you take a bite and then spit it out.

1:04.0

That's the baby bird diet.

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