# 601 - Heather McMahan Will Get You a Girlfriend

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” premiering December 10th at 4PM PST: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 I sit down with comedian, Heather McMahan. We talk about Ole Miss tailgate parties, Pete Carroll’s advice, her Grandpa saving Flight 1080, best vacations, and much more! Follow Heather Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heatherkmcmahan Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bird Report Productions is so excited to present
0:03.1	Shane Torres' first stand-up special called Blue-eyed Mexican.
0:07.9	It premieres at 4 p.m. Pacific time, December 10th,
0:11.6	on YouTube. So please go to YouTube 4 p.m. Pacific time December 10th and
0:16.9	check out Blue-eyed Mexican. You can find it on Shane's YouTube channel,
0:21.2	Shane Torres or Bert Kreischer.
0:24.0	Thank you so much for watching.
0:25.7	I can't wait for the world to see it.
0:28.2	Are you like a gray sweatpants kind of guy?
0:30.1	Sweat pants.
0:31.3	And looseose Dong?
0:32.9	I have- You have daughters.
0:34.8	Just put on a pair of panties.
0:35.9	That's all we need.
0:36.9	This week, Tops Off World Tour, Rochester, Newark, Providence, and Albany, New York, December 10th.
0:47.0	Apparently, if you do a lot of sit-ups, you can get a like a chafing on your on your on your on your on your
0:54.7	on your no no not your taint but on your like tailbone oh and it's
0:59.8	it hurts so bad and I've sent a picture of myself naked to a group of friends
1:05.9	And someone's like and someone zoomed in and they were like did you are you doing sit-ups
1:10.0	But is my ass cheeks that they saw.
1:12.6	We are, we are kin in body positivity.
1:18.9	We are.
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