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Something’s Burning: Desires with a Side of Ice Cream for Fortune Feimster & Jay Pharoah | S3 E11

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names.   Shane Torres’ special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” is out NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mHurqZh_0    Follow Fortune Feimster: https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimster    Follow Jay Pharoah: https://www.instagram.com/jaypharoah    This episode is brought to you by Nuts.com. Receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more at https://Nuts.com/burning    This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING    This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks. Get first deposit match up to $100 with promo code “Burning” at https://www.PrizePicks.com/BURNING    SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer   Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page  Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336   HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES   Vanilla Ice Cream   INGREDIENTS: Heavy Cream Whole Milk Sugar Fine Sea Salt Vanilla Extract Ice Cream Maker   STEPS: Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepan Warm until sugar is dissolved Remove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extract Stir to combine and chill in fridge Pour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insert Churn according to manufacturer directions   Chocolate Chip Cookies   INGREDIENTS: AP Flour Cornstarch Baking Soda Salt Unsalted Butter Brown Sugar Granulated Sugar Egg + One Yolk Vanilla Extract Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips   STEPS: Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowl With a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy  Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speed Decrease speed to low and add dry ingredients Add chocolate chips and mix until combined Scoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheet Bake for 12-15 min at 350° Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)   Brownie   INGREDIENTS: AP Flour Baking Soda Brown Sugar Granulated Sugar Eggs Unsalted Butter Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips Vanilla Extract Salt   STEPS: Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwave Once cooled, whisk in both sugars Whisk in eggs and vanilla extract In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt. Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine.  Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet  Cook for 12-15 min at 350° Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)   Sandwiches   STEPS: Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or brownies Add sprinkles along the edges, if desired Freeze before eating for best result Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There are no black Russians.

0:01.1

Oh, yeah, no.

0:01.7

When I was in Russia, when I was in Russia.

0:04.0

You were in Russia?

0:05.0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:09.0

Hey, something's burning, something's burning.

0:14.0

Something's burning.

0:16.0

Are you rolling?

0:18.0

I'll roll.

0:19.0

I think we might be cooking the wrong meal for Jay.

0:22.9

I'm being serious.

0:24.5

He's getting ready for a special.

0:26.1

Oh, really?

0:26.7

That's what he's staying away from sugar.

0:28.3

Oh, no.

0:28.8

And I totally cared this to you.

0:31.3

So funny.

0:32.6

You know I love sweets.

0:34.0

I could do the baby bird diet, too.

0:35.9

I just like, shoot it up.

0:37.0

You know this is what you used to do on Travel Channel?

0:38.3

When you go in, even the chef, you take a bite and then spit it out in front of this.

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