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🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Rip the white wine, afterwards get espresso martinis, and then you're good to go. |
| 0:04.2 | So what's a game, what's a deal breaker in a chick these days? |
| 0:08.0 | AIDS. |
| 0:12.2 | Hey! |
| 0:14.1 | Something's burning. |
| 0:15.2 | Something's burning. |
| 0:17.5 | Something's burning. |
| 0:19.1 | Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year. That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forge and Feefinger, and Derek Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, burt.com. I'll see you there. The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt, dot com to get your lowest ticket price. One of my favorite videos you do is when you guys are all sitting out back, |
| 0:54.9 | you're like, oh, wait, I just came. I got to get you, walk out. Dude, you guys make me giggle so much. But I'm not going to lie to you. There's a part of me that's jealous that I'm not young. And I lost that part of my sense of humor where there's like, You guys were in the real fucking, like, joyful, fun part of comedy. Like, where everything's funny, who gives a fuck, 7,000 views, a million views. I don't care. I don't give a shit. I wanna go out with my boys, have a good time. Do you think if you were like our age in this era, you'd be doing like a bunch of |
| 1:28.2 | skits, like what we're doing on social media? I would say yes. I would say yes only because |
| 1:33.5 | I was always an adapter to everything. Yeah. Like I always like figured out the thing like early, |
| 1:42.5 | you know? Like I was always like not even figured it out, but I surrounded myself by people. Like podcasting. I'm in podcasting now, like, early, you know? Like, I was always, like, not even figured it out, but I surrounded myself by people. |
| 1:46.3 | Like, podcasting. |
| 1:47.2 | I'm in podcasting now for, like, 15 years. |
| 1:49.3 | I don't know what it is, but that's only because of Rogan. |
| 1:51.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:52.1 | And she's like, yo, start a podcast. |
| 1:54.9 | But also I got into Instagram when everyone told me to get off of Instagram. |
| 2:00.1 | Like, all my boys are like, what are you fucking a chick? |
| 2:02.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:03.1 | What are you putting on Instagram? |
| 2:04.3 | And I was like, yeah. |
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