Something’s Burning: Bert’s Assistants Spill Secrets | Andrew, Peter + Kyle | S5 E24

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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My former and current assistants, Andrew Hobson, Peter Juliano + Kyle Shaffer, come by the kitchen to relive some of their favorite memories of the road. We make our bus specialty, Snee-Sny-Snackers, out of all the Something’s Burning leftovers from the week and toast to the upcoming tour. It’s a roast of ME, some of the comedians that I travel with, and an eye-opener for Kyle, who’s about to head out with me on the Permission to Party World tour (starting Sept.18th). Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm big into bin Laden right now.
0:02.0	It's a fascinating guy.
0:04.0	It's crazy.
0:05.0	He did a lot in a short period of time.
0:08.0	He gotta give it to the guy.
0:10.0	Hey!
0:12.0	Something's burning.
0:13.0	Something's burning.
0:15.0	Something's burning.
0:17.0	Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year.
0:20.0	That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Halifax, August 9th. Spokane, not technically Canada, but we'll say it is August 23rd. Calgary, August 24th, and Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forge and The Threat Roebbeckst, and Derek Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, dot com. I'll see you there. The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt, dot com to get your lowest ticket price. Okay, so are you up for a cocktail? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to. And if you ever step on one of them, I'll say again, you'll be fired. Not like you guys. Yeah, I'm already gone, baby. Two guys who don't work for me and the brand new one. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special episode.
1:12.2	Thank you to...
1:12.8	who bailed on us at the last minute
1:14.8	because they have horrific fucking...
1:16.6	bleep all of that out, but I want you to know that...
1:20.6	Anyway, so this is a very special episode.
1:30.2	I am sitting right now with my first assistant, my second assistant, and my newest assistant.
1:37.7	And we are having a something's burning moment.
1:40.9	First of all, congratulations to you guys moving on.
1:44.2	Kyle, good luck with the new job.
1:46.5	Here we go.
1:47.5	Cheers.
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