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šļø 26 August 2025
ā±ļø 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery. Unfortunately, the artisan |
| 0:07.5 | bakery in question was so up-and-coming. Nobody actually knew it existed. But then she had the |
| 0:14.3 | really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan. It looked good, really, really good. Their investors thought so too. |
| 0:23.7 | And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly. |
| 0:28.5 | Thanks, Canber. Go ahead and ask. How much you make? I want to know. |
| 0:34.2 | This is tickling the thing inside me that I'm trying to kill. |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | Like you could see producers going... |
| 0:40.3 | Because it seems like you're a loser. |
| 0:42.3 | Jeez! |
| 0:43.3 | Hey! |
| 0:45.3 | Something's burning. |
| 0:47.3 | Something's burning. |
| 0:48.3 | Something's burning. |
| 0:50.3 | Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year. |
| 0:53.3 | That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forgeant Fee, Mr. and Derek Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, burt.com. I'll see you there. |
| 1:05.5 | The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, |
| 1:13.2 | Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th. |
| 1:18.3 | Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt, dot com to get your lowest ticket price. |
| 1:23.9 | Have you ever been in New Zealand? |
| 1:25.2 | No, I'm never going to go. |
| 1:25.9 | It is. |
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