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Something's Burning: Animal Control + Impossible Meat with Joel McHale and Grace Palmer | S6 E02

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 26 August 2025

ā±ļø 100 minutes

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Summary

Joel McHale and Grace Palmer come by the kitchen to chat about season 4 of their show, Animal Control. And, since Grace is vegetarian, I try my hand at Impossible Meat... news flash –the smell is aggressive. We also talk about the best way to drink Diet Coke, how much money I make and how awesome New Zealand is.Ā  Follow Joel: https://www.instagram.com/joelmchaleĀ  Grace: https://www.instagram.com/gracemmpalmer Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Magic Spoon - Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNINGĀ  NASCAR - Don’t miss this crown jewel race – Sunday night at Darlington. The Cook Out Southern 500. 6 PM Eastern on USA. BetterHelp - Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/burningĀ  SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICgĀ  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.comĀ  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.comĀ Ā  For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.comĀ  YouTubeā–¶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/AkreischerĀ  Xā–¶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischerĀ Ā  Facebookā–¶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischerĀ Ā  Instagramā–¶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischerĀ Ā  TikTokā–¶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischerĀ  Text Meā–¶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischerĀ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery. Unfortunately, the artisan

0:07.5

bakery in question was so up-and-coming. Nobody actually knew it existed. But then she had the

0:14.3

really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan. It looked good, really, really good. Their investors thought so too.

0:23.7

And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly.

0:28.5

Thanks, Canber. Go ahead and ask. How much you make? I want to know.

0:34.2

This is tickling the thing inside me that I'm trying to kill.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:39.3

Like you could see producers going...

0:40.3

Because it seems like you're a loser.

0:42.3

Jeez!

0:43.3

Hey!

0:45.3

Something's burning.

0:47.3

Something's burning.

0:48.3

Something's burning.

0:50.3

Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year.

0:53.3

That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forgeant Fee, Mr. and Derek Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, burt.com. I'll see you there.

1:05.5

The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois, the 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul,

1:13.2

Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota, followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th.

1:18.3

Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert, burt, dot com to get your lowest ticket price.

1:23.9

Have you ever been in New Zealand?

1:25.2

No, I'm never going to go.

1:25.9

It is.

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