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🗓️ 9 July 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, well, well, hello everybody. Hello boys, how are you guys doing? And the reason why I need to be super polite and not say anything bad is because |
0:10.4 | YouTube in English, the moment you say any bad words whatsoever, like motherfucker, cock, balls, |
0:18.1 | asshole, vulva, anything that is bad, they demonetize the video. |
0:25.0 | And what am I going to do without the $25 that YouTube has to offer me? |
0:29.2 | So I'm just going to start talking like a very proper person, just so you know if you see like oh what happened to a |
0:34.5 | 100 he used to be you know less educated he used to be rooter he used to be bigger piece of shit not anymore be a |
0:43.2 | bigger piece of shit not anymore now it's me I censor the way that I talk because I need those |
0:48.6 | $25 so how are you guys doing happy 4th of July by the way everybody in the United States. |
0:54.0 | Today we celebrate a big holiday in the United States for those of you who are outside of the United |
0:58.1 | States and don't know this. Today's our Independence Day. We celebrate the day that Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith saved us from the aliens. |
1:07.6 | United the entire world together and we won that battle against those foreign enemies. |
1:14.0 | We completely independently beat them and we independentized. |
1:19.0 | We independently is that a real word. |
1:22.0 | We in the pit. we basically are just independent |
1:25.2 | from being killed by the alien. |
1:26.4 | So, thank you, Will, thank you Jeff. |
1:29.8 | Thank you to Dennis Quaid's brother. |
1:31.8 | I can't remember what your name is. |
1:33.7 | Danny Quaid. Thank you Danny Quaid for sacrificing your life and going into the blue beam and |
1:38.1 | blowing up the mothership and then we found out how to destroy all of the other ships. |
1:42.1 | Thank you so much. All right. Now I think that's enough for the holiday and rich American history lesson. I think we can get started talking about cars, you know. So today I want to talk to you guys and the reason why the Mike McLaren, my 765 L.T, my beloved 765 L.T. is right, oh and I'm wearing this too. Well it's Racing Weekend right and as much as I am a Mercedes |
2:06.1 | fan this motherfucker's I'm his biggest fan so and supporter so here we are wearing the McLaren livery but for |
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