Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of his worst. Then, Bryan finds a list of worst actors of all time. Unfortunately, Kirk Cameron is not included. Maybe because he is NOT an actor. Finally, Bryan breaks out a few scenes from one of the most panned movies ever...Trolls 2. Not the singing, dancing cartoon with Justin Timberlake, the live action movie about actual trolls. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you know what Adderall is? Do you know Ridlin? Do you know now that Ridlin is a street
0:04.4	drug?
0:05.4	On this episode of The Commercial Break, cannibal girls would be as type of movie the day
0:13.2	would show on there, which meant that it was a lot of racy, uh, horror.
0:18.0	For the time.
0:19.0	Yeah, for the time, right?
0:20.0	And USA never showed anything, but all the pre-pubescent boys, all of us were watching
0:24.2	that Friday night because maybe a nipple would slip out.
0:26.7	Yeah, catch a glimpse. And if a nipple slipped out, then it would be instant ejaculation
0:30.6	is what would happen. That's 12 years old.
0:34.2	You'd be like, ah! I saw it! I saw it! Quick, hunk's the bed!
0:38.4	Because I think you can give the talk to me if that's alright.
0:42.6	This is serious up here. Yeah, let it talk. What do you want?
0:47.0	Because that happens. I know. 1980s movies are so. They ask you to suspend to believe
0:53.2	I know it's every turn, right? There's a guy standing on a ledge, just bonded about
0:57.4	apparently his mother because the, you know, the action two news crew figured it out.
1:02.0	And uh, sliced stones and mom come, you whoo!
1:04.7	You whoo! Why is this, honey? Mom, get away!
1:09.3	No, no, no, no, let it talk. Let it talk. This might be just what I need.
1:13.3	Another nagging mother. Hold on.
1:16.4	What does it doose big-o-low, male, jiggle-o? Hot chick? Hot chick is a hot steaming pilot.
1:21.7	It's a hot shit. It should go hot shit, or they should call it.
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