Someone's Knocking At The Door: Edd Hedges and Satan's Airport Lizard Lounge
We Can Be Weirdos
Global
4.9 • 793 Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Edd Hedges is a British comedian and co-creator of Wisecrack - the viral horror-meets-comedy podcast that’s racked up millions of downloads just two months after launch. Blending true crime with stand-up, Wisecrack turns the most terrifying night of Edd's life into something darkly hilarious and utterly addictive.
You can listen to Wisecrack on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
Host: Dan Schreiber
Guest: Edd Hedges
Producer: Cassie Merritt
Senior Producer: Ben Tulloh
Head of Podcasts: Al Riddell
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | 5am. |
| 0:03.6 | You wake up with a jolt, |
| 0:05.5 | after a nightmare that your business was hit by a fraud attack in the night. |
| 0:09.4 | This is the moment you choose to relax, |
| 0:11.8 | knowing that Barclay card payments is helping to prevent fraud 24-7. |
| 0:16.3 | So you can go back to counting sheep, not pounds. |
| 0:21.4 | That's how we're protecting your business. |
| 0:24.1 | Barclay card payments. |
| 0:26.1 | Terms and conditions apply. |
| 0:27.1 | See barclaycard.com.ukh forward slash business for details. |
| 0:32.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:36.4 | Warning! |
| 0:41.3 | The following podcast contains strong language, bizarre theories, unexplainable experiences, and a 32-foot-told demonic horse. |
| 0:45.3 | It may not be suitable for younger weirdos. |
| 0:48.3 | I woke up to my parents in my bedroom, terrified. |
| 0:53.3 | My childhood bully that night had killed his family |
| 0:57.8 | and then had come to my house to try and break in. |
| 1:27.6 | Oh! Hello and welcome to another episode of We Can Be Weirdos. |
| 1:32.2 | My name is Dan Schreiber, coming to you from my home today in Mystic Margs. |
| 1:34.8 | And welcome to the show that believes at everyone. |
| 1:42.2 | No matter how serious and rational they think they are, they are most likely harboring a little bit of bat shit in them. |
| 1:44.9 | And it is my job over the course of this episode to draw that out of them. And I do that by handing them a thing that I've devised called |
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