Pickax

Huh, have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?

Not much to it is there?

Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.

Mmm, that is good.

Now that's what a s Asani should sound like.

Go all crisp in with walkers.

Delicious. Oh, is that lovely.

He's clicking to the beat.

Thank you for that wonderful thing.

I'll, to introduce the Hatchat podcast.

I've got some huge bubble in my throat. Oh, Scott Poole. Scott Poole. It's going to sound very clear on the microphone there. Oh, oh, no, I'm Chris Trott, aka Bubble Boy. Hi, Bubble Boy, I'm Ross Holmbi, aka Banana Man. Banana Man? I'm Alex Smith, aka Super Ted Oh super Ted Slightly before our time I think Yeah I was very young There's a cartoon show Is it British show I think it was Yeah I think so Animation Yeah A Teddy becomes a super Was it something Was that a thing? I think it was separate Wasn't it Rupert the Bear? I think it was separate wasn't it Rupert the Bear or something? Was that a thing? I think it was separate, wasn't it? Rupert the Bear. Souther had a yellow scarf and a red jacket, if I recall. Yeah. They're all in a bloody prison now. Good riddance. Yeah, God. Turns out they were all perverts as well. Super Ted in particular was a prolific. Oh, Super Ted. Yeah. Super Ted. Oh God. Nothing super bad. Super Ted's Welsh. Really?

Yeah. Super Ted. Oh, God.

Nothing super bad. Super Ted's Welsh. Really? Yeah. That's why he was such a weirdo. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, God. Really. Cutting through the Welsh people there. Firmly in the Hatchett podcast today, and I believe there is something you... Yeah, there's funny news. So we were sent some've sent some A great news story which I just thought was absurd Let's get straight into it shall we

Sent to us by the person in question's friend

I don't know if they're that friendly

Friends

Sure friend is called George and they've said

Good day

Good day So recently one of my friends was in the news for eating three kilograms of cola bottles in the space of about three days and he ended up in hospital for it three kilograms yeah he just wondered if it was some funny news we'd like to talk about which we would because it was on BBC News three kilograms of cola bottles now we can, I can't bring up the images, but... Three-day cola bottle binge, put me in hospital, is the headline? Yeah, and there's a picture of him holding up... Some cola bottles. I'd say a half kilo at most. Three kilograms of cola bottles. I mean, what would have taken to eat that many? In three days. So yeah, he spent six days in hospital after munching his way through three kilograms of cobales. Doctors were shocked. He survived. I guess I'll name him. It's the news. Nathan Rimmington had a sudden hankering for cola bottles one night. So it huge bulk bag online and ate them over three days the bag of chilles and sweets contained almost 11,000 calories. Solid. And the 33 year old from Barnsley said he was so bunged up. He could not walk or get out of bed. Oh my God. He said it's not the cleverest thing he's ever done.

He can't even look at a cola bottle now.

Okay.

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