In a parallel universe, in 2011, the bugle came to an abrupt halt.

Hot Rod and Dragster were instead born in an explosion of fuel, sweat and pheromones.

The show translated from satire to hot guy funk rock, bro bands and the audience went wild.

Three years later, the show pivoted once more to crypto.

This was also fantastic.

People cried.

Then, it was the happening.

Hot Rod struck out one last time.

And Dragster, well, Dragster is now in prison.

But anyway, in this universe, however, the bugle continued.

And after a brief hiatus, Andy Zoltzman returned with a new lineup of comedy cult hosts,

including Zolt or the merciless, Randy Zoltzman, Sweet Zoltzie Sweet, Big Boy Zoltzer and

Dirty AZ.

Sorry, that's another dimension.

In this universe, where we are, here, the bugle continued and it has run and run and it

has now been downloaded hundreds of millions of times and is funded entirely by its audience.

Yes, bugleers.

Yes, you.

Go, you.

So, what's the point of this intro?

And can we stop the music?

No?

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