Some People Suck And Some People Are Poly
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
r/deepthoughts is full of assholes. Entertainment critic BJ Colangelo explains how we're speedrunning cult classics and finding fandoms easier than we did before. As a pancreatic cancer survivor, BJ has the upper hand in cancer hierarchies. They talk about movies and it's great!! r/datinghell: is it bad luck or bad dating Spidey senses? r/trueunpopularopinions declares that people who play games in relationships deserve to be single forever. We learn about "shit tests." Gabe and co-worker and BFF Allison's star charts defy the rules, as do BJ and her wife's. Geminis!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to TLDRI. Too Long did read it, a title that was invented by Alison Raskin, my former co-host, and now she has a baby, so that's important or something. |
| 0:16.5 | Just kidding, DJ PJ, I love you if you ever listen to this. His name is PJ, but I do insist on calling him DJ PJ, which I'm sure people have said to you, DJBJ. |
| 0:25.3 | Oh, all the time. Every time I order anything in public, they're like, I know you said BJ, but I'm going to say it's DJ and I'm like, that's wrong, but thank you. Or just if you were a DJ. |
| 0:34.3 | See, if I was a DJ, that would absolutely be my name. |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.3 | You don't need to reinvent the wheel. |
| 0:38.9 | Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. |
| 0:39.8 | So can you tell my audience who you are? were a DJ. See, if I was a DJ, that would absolutely be my name. Yeah. You don't need to reinvent |
| 0:38.2 | the wheel. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So can you tell my audience who you are and what you do? Sure. My name is |
| 0:43.7 | BJ Colangelo. I am a media theorist and entertainment critic and a film analyst and I'm a podcaster and a writer and I do all |
| 0:53.1 | sorts of things like that. Perfect. So this is more |
| 0:56.9 | of a we're finding different subreddits. We're looking at what Reddit has to offer. So let's get |
| 1:03.7 | into this. I don't I don't agree with this, but I'm curious because of your multiple jobs that |
| 1:09.8 | you have, what you think of this. |
| 1:11.4 | In our deep thoughts, someone said, if you can't explain your job in one sentence, why is it |
| 1:17.6 | useful? Yeah, I definitely don't agree with that. Right? What the hell? Deep thoughts. Deep thoughts. |
| 1:23.3 | Fuck you, man. Especially because like given our current landscape of just the, like, employment is ass. |
| 1:30.9 | Like, there are so many people who are like, I have to work five jobs in order to put food |
| 1:35.6 | on the table. |
| 1:36.7 | That's a very privileged thought to have of, like, why does it matter? |
| 1:40.3 | And it's like, uh, because some people have a lot of interest. |
| 1:43.1 | Some people don't want to be a career person who's like, I'm a plumber and therefore I'm, my dad was a plumber, my granddaddy was a plumber, I am a plumber. Some people don't want to live that way. Yeah, I love that. I mean, I did just watch based on a true story, which, because I love to be in the zeitgeist, which is the Chris Messina, |
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