This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. Tuesday, 14th of August, whatever the year is. Who cares? Who cares? But anyway, so lots of news, as you can well imagine.

Firstly, Katie Piper unveiled as the first celebrity contestant for the Strictly Come Dancing, so that's fine. She said,

me, she can't dance. She's freely admitted she can't dance, so at least she'll be enjoying it.

Also, Fay Toza, she can dance. And somebody called Danny John Jules. I'd never even heard of him.

And he was in Red Dwarf. And that's only thing is he a listener as well i didn't know

who he was to start with i was going dan it why is it that you know the program but you don't

necessarily know the actor who's on the thing you know and and his character he does he dances he

dances he does do you're right he does dance so he's almost classed as professional dancer. He looks like he can dance anyway. The Strictly Judges plans for a lavish new Homer revealed. This is Darcy Bustle. Have you seen, I think it's, yeah, it is Darcy Bustle. I don't want to be rude. Have you seen the house she's living in? It's quite plain actually. It's not a particularly,

you know, exciting place. I thought it was going to be sort of something wonderful. I was very

almost disappointed. Molly King. Oh, dear, dear Molly, still dragging that carcass around. And here

she goes, making her way through the rain to her radio show. No umbrella, because she can't

afford it, because there's not a lot going on in her life.

And she's got a huge bag, so she's obviously going out. And she's split with cricketer Stuart Broad.

They had been going out. I mean, what seems like an eternity.

Megan Barton Hanson. Well, get them out, girl, get him out. She's looking stunning. She's doing a cover shoot for Gratia.

For some reason. Not really, dear. Not really. But I don't, perhaps Grazie now interview glamour models or people who perform on the internet. I don't know. Either way, it's a bit dreary, I'm afraid. Frankie Foster, drowning his sorrows with Charlie Brake because because he's split with Samira Mighty following cheating claims.

Hilarious. Post pictures again. I mean, you must think we fell out of trees. It's so awful. But never mind. Samira, where is your career going to go, darling? She had a run-in, because they both attended a festival premiere, hours after confirming the split. They just look a bit sad.

This is your only claim to fame, isn't it, now, Samira?

I'm afraid your career has just dried up as you walked out of the show.

And he obviously can't afford any clothes at all.

Is that what you wear for sort of, you know, sort of, for some sort of premiere thing, the festival premiere.

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