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🗓️ 26 June 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey there, Newservors! |
0:04.8 | Which sounds like people who eat the news, but also like people who eat old-timey news |
0:08.9 | boys. |
0:09.9 | And odd jeez! |
0:10.9 | Which way did I mean it? |
0:12.2 | That's for you to decide. I'm an old-timey news man, and here's some more news. |
0:17.2 | The Olympics are almost here! Did you know? |
0:20.8 | Do you ever? Does anyone actually know when the Olympics are coming? Or do we all just sort of turn on the TV and get surprised by them? Like the ring goes running a mean 100 meter dash. I'm just kidding. I'm just razzing. Yeah, we're really into razzing here on |
0:35.8 | the shodie. I razzed like four times this morning. The Olympics are obviously a very |
0:41.6 | major and a very popular worldwide event and that's no-raz. |
0:44.8 | You've entered the no-raz zone. That-rass, no! |
0:50.0 | Countries agreeing to set aside their political differences to have one big field day together is honestly kind of a miracle, and it speaks to something good and decent within us all. |
0:59.0 | To me, one of the biggest thrills is being in that stadium and hearing the athlete oath, |
1:06.0 | hearing them announce the games being open and seeing the flame come in |
1:11.0 | because to me it reaffirms what the Olympic Games are about and why I'm doing what I'm doing. |
1:17.0 | That sounds inspiring because the Olympics as an ideal are inspiring. They give us a tiny fleeting glimpse of what world peace could be like. |
1:25.0 | They're also a bone fest which personally inspires me to bone and fester. |
1:32.0 | But the Olympics as a real life organization are, as you may have guessed by the video title, |
1:37.6 | far less noble. In fact, the event is closer to a traveling blight, |
1:42.2 | crawling across the planet and sucking up resources |
1:45.0 | like those awesome predator cities and that mortal engines movie, a common reference that all |
1:49.4 | of us understand and appreciate. |
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