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🗓️ 18 September 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello my gently suckling news babies. |
0:05.8 | While you latch back onto my news teats, |
0:07.8 | Ow! |
0:08.8 | Let me also take a moment to wish you a late |
0:11.1 | happy 9-11 from the whole some more news crew. |
0:14.1 | Well, okay, sorry, not happy. |
0:18.3 | Just we recognize it. |
0:20.3 | Never forget to recognize, That's what we said. |
0:23.4 | Unfortunately, for all of us as a comedy show, it's my sad duty to insert several flippant 9-11 jokes into the episode to stay topical. |
0:32.0 | That's just comedy law. So, okay, 911, that's 200 from 711 like the store 711 and you want to talk about disasters but with |
0:49.9 | the hot dogs I can do this. 9-11. 9-11 times 12 is 10, 9-9-9-32, which is also the manufacturer's number of the Heyco 2-pronged |
1:07.2 | number for self-tapping nylon stackable retaining spacer with a 0.875 |
1:11.2 | inch chassis. Coincidence? |
1:13.0 | All right, that's fine. |
1:15.0 | So I don't know why it was all math stuff, but we're through it. |
1:18.0 | We survived with our dignity intact. |
1:20.0 | Okay? |
1:22.0 | And speaking of remembering and disaster and numbers, |
1:25.0 | six media panets we all just kind of forgot about. |
1:31.0 | Here's some more news. |
1:34.0 | It's no secret that the media operates with the same nervous attention span as your |
1:38.0 | neurotic methodicted grandmother. |
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