I don't think it's lice but it definitely feels like there's something up here

g g g g g gur well here's open but definitely feels like there's something up here. Here's hoping.

Anyway, hello there my little news a ruse.

I got the old itch head, which is fitting,

poetic even, on account of,

hey, here's some news brain chips are a thing now

more to the point neurolink is a thing whether we want it to be or not yes

indeed Elon Musk finally jammed his musky old thing into someone's noggin.

Patient one, a quadriplegic dude, became able to control a computer cursor with his mind, letting him play games and communicate with his friends and loved ones and his enemies.

Hell, screw his friends, he can even mind-tweet at strangers.

Here he is after playing Civ6 all night, which is basically the only way to interact with that damn game. It is like history, heroin. Of course, you may have heard that the patient's unit unfortunately became largely unusable

when 85% of the threads implanted in his brain pulled out of their proper positions.

Honestly, considering that we're talking about Musk technology,

this went better than most of us assumed.

Anyway, hoping to solve the problem, the FDA just approved the implantation of a second version that sits even deeper down in your brain

flesh near the tasty goose center. Of course in the end it's not about how deeply the

control threads are implanted into your cerebellum,

but rather all the monkeys that we butcher it along the way.

Hit it, Bobby! How does a neural link?

Bobby's what I call my tongue, which I use for giving news.

Good job, Billy!

It got the message.

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