Hello there, general audience.

It's me, Cody McNews, with The News, ICE, and the entire deportation and detainment apparatus.

That's the news, and dare I say, there's going to be a lot of it.

We already know that they are terrible, unpopular, evil, can't dance, etc.

But there's one aspect about the way they function that should be discussed more often.

And that is the constant, relentless, bald-faced lies.

I know that sounds quaint these days, what with the entire Trump administration, just sort of existing.

But there's actually something

way scarier about the consequence to the lies that ICE and Homeland Security tell.

It's one of those destroying the fabric of society situations, a demonstrable impact on basic

magna-carta-ass institutions such as a system of laws and justice.

And so myself and the rest of the McNews family wanted to talk about and debunk and detail these lies.

Untruths that in the grand scheme of history might be far more consequential than any other lie happening right now.

Yes, even that one you're thinking of, the one you tell yourself every morning to get through

the day.

Sorry if that got too real, but there's just not going to be a new Blade movie anytime soon.

You have to face that fact eventually.

Ice lies.

I mean, maybe they'll pull through with the script.

Maybe.

It's been years.

Okay, so these lies are going to come in two basic categories.

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